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Practically nuked...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Chased by three,


Tipped with poison free,


Not even can help my good Chi,


Gonna blow up, oh gee…L


 


Said my prayers,


You can’t imagine the stares,


Praying and driving,


Till they run out of fuel I’m striving…J


 


Somebody does of me apparently dislike,


How long do you think till they strike,


If they are attracted the heat of my engine,


Perhaps I should have just ridden my bike…J


© ed ~ 7/26/06
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 Reviews of "Practically nuked..."
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Reviewed on July 28, 2006
TAKE THE BIKE!!! and hide Rufuz! Enjoyed the pic and your clever lines with it!
Love and Peace, B&R
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
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Susan
Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
It's wonderful to read something light and fun this morning. Thanks for this one, Ed.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Run Forest Run!!!!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Sorry, Bro - My east coast pigeon squad dropped those by mistake. But you best ride your bike for awhile, just to be safe.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 27, 2006
Hell the USA cupid got crazy too....his arrows are getting toooo powerful...lol!!

love Tinky
Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
up your's in new jersey.

hell, in TEXAS, they jsut shoot us in the a**.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
trick photography?;-)Never know what you'll find at the ED&Rufuz den!;-)Drive safe !lol
Reviewed by Michael Wells (Reader)
Reviewed on July 26, 2006
For a moment I thought it was practicaly naked :)
Nice poem
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