Just went out for a few humans with the boys,

Didn’t expect much the surface above rough,

The way the waves were crashing & making noise,

We thought not a human would be tough enough…J

Just cruisin’ along I spied me a chunk of meat,

Who’d of thought inside the meat there would be a hook,

But the meat acted like it was about to run,

Being three humans to the wind already,

I was not ready when it a little shook…J

I couldn’t control myself, I was in a frenzy,

Must have been that last guy I ate, I think his name was MacKenzie,

I just swooped right over and gobbled down that meat chunk,

And before I knew it, the hook had me innards,

From there on while be reeled in, I was in a blue funk…J

I thought about how pissed my mate would be,

She said be careful of humans, that is what she told me,

Now look at me, hanging like a Christmas tree,

Look at that young human beaming, probably have me stuffed,

Better that though than going home to my mate and being rebuffed…J

© ed ~ 7/27/06