Oh Ruffy...you are so well taken care of and fed and pampered and above all this...you're loved. There's a few Dixie dawgs I know who'd love a summer home and a winter home not to mention a whiff of gonja now and then...yeah!! That's the ticket!
Ahhh but for once I have to agree with dad Rufuz, you are so handsome and dad wants to keep you that way , so don't complain too much sweetie!...Eileen
my daughter's dog (the size of a small horse) has to be doped up on valium before he will submit to this pampering...makes me wonder what they do to these guys during these visits to make them hate it so much
Now you're talkin, Rufie Boy! Sounds like a new comic book spin-off to me. 'Mad Dog Vs The Jersey Devil.' This could be a Blockbuster! Start Writing!!!
PS How many baths does your Dad take every year? And check his toenails. And look behind his ears!!!
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Now you're talkin, Rufie Boy! Sounds like a new comic book spin-off to me. 'Mad Dog Vs The Jersey Devil.' This could be a Blockbuster! Start Writing!!!
PS How many baths does your Dad take every year? And check his toenails. And look behind his ears!!!