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Perty...by Rufuz
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That’s right, all trimmed I am and perty,


Understand that only for girls am I flirty,


Enough fur did come off of me to create,


Two more dogs like me, would be the only way I can procreate…J


 


I do like my daddy does of me allow,


I chase the girls but of our private time I disavow,


Only with female dogs I do it, I am not a switch hitter,


Some dogs I know are horny enough to do it with a meow…


 


I sometimes don’t understand,


Even though my intelligence is higher than that of man,


But some female’s do ignore me and play hard to get,


Hey girls, you ought to know, that with sex I am far from bland,


In fact some of my past girl friends have called me altogether grand…J


© Rufuz * 8.5.2006


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 Reviews of "Perty...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Ah Rufuz, like father like son, you think just like your dad;-)
but you are perty!;-)...woof, Eileen

Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Rufuz, you deserve to be called grand in each and every way! If there is enough fur to make two more of you, could you send one of them our way?
Love, Peace and cuddles, B&R

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
What a stud! Great write:-)
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
You THA DoG Rufie!!

Love Aunty Tinky

Reviewed on August 5, 2006
You are da dog, Rufuz; you go, dude! Very cute write; you ARE a purty babe! AROOOOOO! LOL Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Texas Auntie, Karen Lynn. :D *smoochies to you!*

Reviewed on August 5, 2006
hi sure is perty! mary

Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Stud Muffin Rufuz! You the dog. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Stud Dude!!! Handsome as you cab be and much loved by all. You are one Bitch's pin-up eye fill of fur, eyes sparkling stud dawg!

Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 5, 2006
Rufie, My Boy - any chance of revealing those old girlfriends' names and whereabouts? Your past romances would make a wonderful Ruff 'N Ready Rufuz - Pet Detective issue. Thanks! PS Did you get those Milk Bones and Kibbles 'N Bits, Margie sent you?


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