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Gotta Go...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bathroom humor...;)


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Don’t hold back the flow,


Don’t make the bladder grow,


Sometimes better than sex, all aglow,


Ok, so maybe this poem is less than apropos…J


 


By now you of me know,


In the toilet let us bestow,


If you don’t do it fast there will be woe,


Drain it slow…J


 


Hope you have enjoyed our floor show,


If you ate a sloppy joe,


Feel free to sit down and release as well that flow,


If you hold back what will grow will require surgery for you to undergo,


Just another from me UPO, Unidentified Poetic Object,


Wish I could offer you some kind of red Bordeaux…J


© ed ~ 8/28/06


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 Reviews of "Gotta Go...?"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 29, 2006
I'm glad Men have Urinals in public place, you don't know how glad LOLOL, Nuffin like an elongated P eh.

hehe Ch'erie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 29, 2006
We all "gotta go" at some point...knowing what's inside overstayed their welcome....and becomes quite stinky!!

Please wipe the seatie sweetie!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on August 28, 2006
Ed,

You never cease to amaze. Funny!

Cynthia

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2006
Oh God, hahahahahahaha..Only in cyber space!!hehe

Reviewed by Mark Carroll
Reviewed on August 28, 2006
Always an interesting read Ed,

ALL my best.

Mark


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