Spiderfoot, spiderfoot,
Does whatever a spider would,
Walks on water, any depth,
Fancies himself another Johnny Depp…J
Spins a web,
Catches a fly,
Releases it when it does cry,
Such a wuss is this big stinky spiderfoot… J
Watch out for that big stinky foot,
No spider would be fool enough to bite it,
I think he just dropped on it a shot put,
Best to cut it off and burn it for heat,
Using the vacuum to suck away the soot…J
© ed ~ 8/31/06
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Hope Mr. Ed will recover very soon.
Sandie Angel :o)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :) *cringing at that monster fiddleback* EWWWWW, EWWWW, EWWWWWWW!!!!!
Our Mr Spiderfoot and Dead Poet, will see this as a license to print more drama for our DPS Comic Features, and excellent material for our
much vaunted and glorious Ghost Summer Cruise.
And watch out for those nasty black widows's webs on the garden pots..
Peter
I observe from safe distance. We have Redbacks here in the brickwork of the house, deadly they are to some, I dont know and not taking chances, I spray em, hehe.
Kicker of a write ED :)
Ch'erie
Sc-sc-sc-scary scroll I had to do!!
Love Tinka
And Rufuz has had another brilliant idea for DPS Comics:
Spiderfoot VS Jersey Devil - Look for it Soon!
Hope you're getting around better these days.
Susan
Eileen