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The Jersey Devil does Defend against Spiderfoot...by Rufuz
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Damn those electrical wires...;)

The devil does know, Where Spiderfoot does go, To hide in the pines, To destroy that which is mine… The devil does feel, Spiderfoots zeal, Ready to pounce on a hiker, Making them one with him, Sometimes he even gets a biker… If you are fearful of the devil, Don’t be as he is there to you protect, The devil has always been the prime suspect, Now though, Spiderfoot has become of the hunt the object… The devil does hide in his burrow, While Spiderfoot does take over his haunts, Spiderfoot has taken even the devils pet burro, Food is scarce since the Spider did from his cocoon emerge, Eating it right down to the bone, then finishing them off quite thorough… They are vying for each others territory, This fight between them could get quite gory, So wrap your covers around you and lock those doors, Read on while good ole’ JD fights for the pine barrens glory… © Rufuz & ed * 9.1.2006

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 2, 2006

Cannot wait to hear eddies ...oops Spiderfoot's comment on this one....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

It ain't natural it just ain't natural... what is that thing anyway?
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

I'll admit the write is well done, intriguing and even spooky, but I don't like either one of you
things!;-) Rufuz, I hope you become our hero and send both the Jersey Devil and Spiderfoot to a different galaxy where their mother came from!

ET!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

Somehow I believe that this is a joint effort. Too much intrigue is emerging.

Rufus ... have you been drinking too much Jack Daniels? Did Daddy Human slip it into your water while you were chasing spiders?

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

Now I know Rufuz did not write this, or he is now being coerced against his will. I think the Devil best be en garde tonight!!

Spiderfoot - The Good Brother - Who Has Lots of Tiny Eight Legged Friends!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

Excellent, Ed; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

The plot thickens.............good one, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

Aaaaawwww!!!!!! I hope spiderfoot can fight off the devil!!!!! Cute write, Ed!!!!!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on September 1, 2006

Jersey Devil

I think we need Peter Parker and Spiderman to sort this kerfuffle out..

Peter

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