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Priceless
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Could this be our own Mr. Ed sleeping off a drunken binge...LOL!


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Maybe priceless to you,


May even be priceless to him,


A drunk sleeping it off on South beach,


Surprised I am the police did not him teach…


 


Never would I be that drunk,


Bet he does smell like a skunk,


If nothing else even the sharks would stay away,


What a lush he is, now his butt is all over the internet,


Isn’t that priceless, all in one day…


 


Sure I have slept on the beach after a binge,


But I have not totally gone unhinged,


My clothes did stay on, my privacy kept,


This kind of picture can only make me cringe…J


© ed ~ 9/3/06


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 Reviews of "Priceless"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
And I was looking for one of your gems...

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
oh boy now that is a view to have nightmares about.....lol!!

Rufuz...next time wake ed before he falls asleep OKAY!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
This one woke me up this morning. I wonder of sleeping this hard and just what pics are out there that none of us are aware that some camera found in a Kodak moment..
Susan

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
aaawwww now, lol..be a good boy...hehehehe

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 3, 2006
Could be Mr. Ed, I guess, but he usually keeps all his clothes on when he passes out. He once fell asleep quite inebriated on an airport runway; seemed like as good a place as any at the time. Luckily, his ears still worked, and he rolled off just before that plane took off!

I think the Jersey Devil is a much more likely suspect on that beach.


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