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speaking in Forked Tongues...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...after a night driving 300 miles at work...this comes forth...e


Poem Artwork


 


Or maybe speech comes in spoons,


Or maybe yet again speaking in butter knives,


Singing as such would be to croon,


Read this poem and join the club of loons…J


 


Yes I said what I said and will stand by it,


Love do I as do you I imagine cartoons,


Specifically I must admit I do love loonytoons,


Also I have been known to enjoy big fat full moons…J


 


What do I mean herein to say,


Speaking I am still but now like baboons,


Must have come from all the booze in saloons,


Or maybe, just maybe it has something to do,


With all the "trips" I did take to and from communes…J


© ed ~ 9/9/06


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 Reviews of "speaking in Forked Tongues..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Now I think I can relate to the driving and all the morones sharing our roads....no fool moons but aplenty fools for sure!!
ANd with a forked tongue I did tell them what I thought of the TAXI industry and drivers of sorts....my GOD nothing loony about that...the closest I got to the tunes was the DISCO tunes that makes those TAXI"s hop along on FULL UBROADWORTHY speed controls!!

Tinka standing for "President of the Forked Tongue League" :)

Love Tinka


Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
No tune in sight, but looney, for sure.

Ron

Reviewed on September 10, 2006
Hahaha! Are you having insomnia as well, Ed? Delightful read and funny painting!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
Ed

It sounds like a bit of oxygen deprivation, take a good mocha and have a long sleep..

You will be as right as rain in no time...LOL

Peter

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
Read this poem and join the club of loons

I think I'm already a member.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
LOL!! It sounds as though you might be suffering from a bit of sleep deprivation, Ed. Unwind and get some rest, you will feel much better in the morning.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 10, 2006
????,
Ed I think you are suffering
from Driver's white line fever .....LOL
Call in sick
Remedy = A few days off
Relaxation, In Atlantic City.

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed on September 10, 2006

"speaking in Forked Tongues"

heehee~I enjoy reading your work
Never know what it be
But it is sure to bring a smile and a
giggle!

Thank you,
Gwendolyn

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on September 9, 2006
lol lord have mercy you are a trip :p thank you for making my insomnia interesting (and for making me giggle!)


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