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Hey you're goin' the wrong way...(yes dear)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Who is driving here,


You or me dear,


I am not lost, don’t have fear,


Don’t you be lookin’ at me with a sneer…J


 


I am a guy, I know where I’m goin’,


No, I don’t have to ask that cop,


Look honey there is the exit,


For a pop lets take a break and stop… J


 


Lets make a pact,


Let us both use some tact,


We are traveling, we don’t have to go exact,


Please don’t be treating me with that act…J


© ed ~ 9/11/06


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 Reviews of "Hey you're goin' the wrong way...(yes dear)"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Ed, this is tame compared to how my parents argue when they drive. My mom's sneer has been known to flay off small bits of flesh.

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
I swear Ed, you could make it a T.V sitcom!!! I aint kidding sweety pie....heheheheheheh

Love, Dove

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Who let the dogs out...again??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Even dogs are capable of nagging at times. I wounder what fast-food place they'd opt for too.
Funny.
Susam

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
Know just what you mean Ed
there is a backseat driver in my car too

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed on September 11, 2006
(((Ed))),

LOL--cute!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

You're in my thoughts and prayers today. I love you.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 11, 2006
I can't tell if you or Rufuz are driving, or which one of you wrote this poem??!! I think you need a haircut, brother.


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