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Picked On...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If you trust Mr. Ed,


Then you are as bad as he,


He constantly picks on me,


I feel about as big today as a flea…


 


Depressed he does cause me to be,


If you really looked & saw his abuse, I am sure you would agree,


I am really glad I live near the sea,


Afraid of ole mom ocean is he,


He calls me the Jersey Devil,


He doesn’t say though he is the Chicago banshee…


 


But don’t anybody cry for me,


Just don’t allow his viciousness to affect you to any degree,


Maybe into the backwoods I will have to hide in Tennessee,


But I won’t let it effect me, no more, I double dog guarantee…


© ed ~ 9/27/06


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 Reviews of "Picked On..."
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Sibling rivalry at it again. Makes for a Swiss negotionable treatise. Who wants to start? Heck, I was once a NON Vioment Crisis Intervention
Negotiator.

Wanna talk?

Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
I double dog guarantee you I am 50% both ways okay!!

No picking sides,,,but go get him good!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Kool write Ed
I don't know which one is crying the loudest
enjoyed this piece
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed on September 27, 2006
I will give you to the count of 3 to leave me alone or else, Ed.
Or else what? says you. Er, em, I will count to 1,003!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Keep these coming, Big Ed. BTW I loved your costume. Victor

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
heheheheh..Oh God, this really had me rolling--hehehe

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Oh picked on, picked on
Devil face (Joisey Devil dat is!)
Crying would be ......just a waste
Little Ed is mighty mean
He's the imp, we never see
What a phoney, to the bone
He's a rash, of midi tones

Poor Joisey Boi
Like your poem

pax Anita


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
AWWW SHUCKS!!!! You should be a Politician, You Old Jersey Devil, You! Dear old Mom always fell for your Puppy Dog Pout, and your, "Nasty Little Eddie's picking on me again, Ma!"



Anyone reading this, please visit my poor picked on brother's poem - Gonna BBQ My Brother - and look what he's got on his grill - it ain't a pork chop!!

Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Ed,

Having been picked on, I know how this feels. Well done, and don't let Ed get ya down!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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