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No friend should let a friend park drunk...
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Self-portrait of an EX-lush...

At parking he anyway stunk, Parallel parking put him in a funk, Better maybe in a boat, or get sunk, Always said he was nothing more than a punk� Drugged out, Dragged in, Drunk with a spout, Such a lush I was once� No longer do I drink, But you know for sure I stink, Don�t on me please fink, I used to drive the wrong way, Happened when I had to blink� � ed ~ 9/28/06

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 29, 2006

I used to drive the wrong way,

I'm Telling Mom!!!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on September 29, 2006

Good write sir...and I Concur...no longer do I drink...for I like too much to think...been over twenty years for me...Whoopeee.

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on September 29, 2006

Heh Ed, I am proud of the fact that I gave up drinking too: six times!(and I am talking about being proud six times). The last time in 1986. Slipped a little last April (2005),just one night, foolishly thought I could drown a shock inside.Park a car straight? Ed, I used to have problems parking my feet!
Dig the picture.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 28, 2006

Awwwwwww...keep your eyes on the road Ed-ditty...even sober guys with google eyes can use that parking.....lol!!

Love Sista Stinky

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 28, 2006

Isn't it wonderful to know you are an overcomer!Nothing is more empowering than to know you don't have to be in bondage to anything. You are free to stay free! Good for you Ed!;-)..ET

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on September 28, 2006

You are one lucky Ed. DUI is a part of mortality that will stare you down one day. I'm proud of this pen and you!
Susan

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