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Slow to Start...
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As per usual, I've not got a clue...

Or is it to fart, My cheeks part, Pressure on everything below my heart, Stay away if you are smart… Before the horse came the cart, Before “Wal” there was K-mart, From my rear that smell did depart, To the public in general therein I did impart… Must have been that prune tart, Through my intestines it went like a dart, Almost did blow me from the inside out, apart, This poem, such as it is, had nothing to do with Descartes… © ed ~ 10/18/06

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Reviews of "Slow to Start..."

Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)

Reviewed on October 20, 2006

"Who me? Good one Ed.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 19, 2006

One helluva poem...seems like you lost a blow valve!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sara Coslett

Reviewed on October 19, 2006

LOL...funny poem. You have a good sense of humor Ed. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on October 19, 2006

Yeah, when you get over 50 we have to be careful. If we feel a fart coming on - be careful, if you have an erection, use it, you never know when the next one will come along, and if you feel you need the toilet, go.

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish

Reviewed on October 18, 2006

I have to admit it got a smile out of me. I hope you're not in pain.
regards Joyce

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