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Hey you, get off the internet and get a life...!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Remember when we used to write letters,


Remember when they used to take a week to get there,


Remember when we only used the phone to talk to friends,


Remember when there were no such a thing as cell phones,


Remember when we used to use the operator for numbers,


Now the only persons who can’t use computers are bumbler’s…J


 


Remember when we had to go shopping,


Now they deliver your shopping items to you,


Remember when we had to make appointments,


Now just go on the handy-dandy little computer,


And set up your next appointment, no mess, no clue…


 


I am just as much to blame as the next guy,


I can’t explain it, I can’t even understand why,


Hell I have even heard things that make me cry,


You know as well I do that what I say here is no lie…


© ed J 10/25/06


SO GET A REAL LIFE…!


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 Reviews of "Hey you, get off the internet and get a life...!"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 29, 2006
As soon as I finish this email...

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
Thanks Ed...but my cyberlife is more real than my real life I laugh more here than back home.....and MUCH MORE LOVED...hahahahahaha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Thanks for sharing the humor, Ed. I'm afraid the internet has changed all of those things. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOLOLOL ... no time for a real life! This is adorable, my friend!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
I'm telling Mom...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Tou tell it like it is...
Less is MORE...

Wow!
susan

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Ed,
Funny I was just talking about this the other day :)
I like your humor.
Antoinette

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
So no more Ed at AD? You're being rhetorical of course?

Reviewed by SaPAth AnANd
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
I agree on this.Modern life has taken us and pasted our life on the computer.I believe we got to be careful to keep the balance so as you say to get a real life.I don't have a problem with technology as long as I can be sane enough to share the precious little time with real people who is all around but if it goes the other way a bit too much then I have a real big problem.Thank you Ed for sharing
Its been a year so I should better log off.
Bom Bhole
Roshan

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
I've had a life, it's over. What would I do with it now without my Computer and all the little extras? And people such as EdMatlack Bless you Joyce

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
We just found one

Peace be with you
William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
why?!?...you didn't;-)


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