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No more electioneering fun...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Voting all done,

Politicians no longer on the run,

No more electioneering fun,

Back to pooping on the voters,

Better we should be to become boaters…

 

They sit at the top,

Dropping turds & can’t stop,

Prices for gas are starting to rise,

We all knew it was too good to be true ,

Lowering the gas prices was just, till the vote was over, a guise…

 

There is a certain guy who will want this outhouse,

He already has one but not as nice,

His says Rebecca on top with his name on the bottom,

She does pass her rice, while he does play with his dice…J

© ed ~ 11/09/06
 

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 Reviews of "No more electioneering fun..."
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Thank God and Greyhound the hell of election time is over and the comedy changes comedians.
susan

Reviewed on November 9, 2006
So many guises, so many turds...
they fill up the cistern, as do their words...

The message was clear to Bush, now let's watch the toss-up outcome.

Micke
(wo thinks Ed might have a sale to Mr. Ed :o)

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
I hate politicians as much as I hate lawyers....and dentists. I've worked with politicians for thirty years and found them a bunch of liars. As Shakespeare wrote: A plague on both their houses...even if he did not refer to politicians it suits them. Victor

Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Yeah, the hugging the baby and the bribes of an extra bag of coal if you vote for me has passed. Now the hugging of your wallet and your land starts.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
Politically speaking...you are spot one once again!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 9, 2006
HO HO! I see you study our political system as astutely as you do trees.

PS That outhouse would make a very lovely addition to Thornwood Manor - might it be for sale??!!


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