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Pooping in my Depends & Dribbling Cereal...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Old and scraggly, coming apart at the seams

Cold and baggy, no one can though hear my screams


Too fat, in my youth I couldn’t imagine that

Two bellies, always a good idea to carry a backup, oh drat


Too old to diet

My stomach would raise a riot


No strength of will

Just gonna have to keep drinking my swill


This extra weight does keep me warmer

Though a lot harder it is to be an in bed performer


Still got my hair

And of my balls I got a nice pair


Nothing works as good as it used too

It seems easier though as I get older to keep from being blue

 

All in all in pretty good shape for an old guy

Though I have no idea as to what shape and why 

© ed J 12/5/06
 

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 Reviews of "Pooping in my Depends & Dribbling Cereal... "
Reviewed on December 9, 2006
Sounds like a serious case of winter blues (the next worst thing to swim suit terror). You probably need a good snow ball fight to cheer you up!
Love B&R

Reviewed on December 5, 2006
funny guy ed, I can surely relate to this great piece of funny truth, guess we better hold on hard to our penises, opps, i mean glamor, no humor, hehehe

Reviewed on December 5, 2006
Praise be...If you're old...you would make me "ancient"! Not there yet, either of us!! Yeah...easier to gain than to lose, but try filling up on veggies and fruit, and more water than booze! Hey, if you don't try it, you'll never know how much better 'things' will work :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 5, 2006
Thoughts to ponder!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 5, 2006
Oh my,LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 5, 2006
You'll be fine, until the memory goes, and you forget to put on those Depends - that's when the trouble really starts. Now wipe that cereal dribble off your chin - and go to work!


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