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Private Parking for Terrorists Only...
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No Bimmers, No V-dubs, No Audi’s, Not even a Mercedes or two… No Rolls Royce’, No Range Rovers, No Ferrari’, Nor Lamborghini… Only the best, For the worst, A CUV or Camel Utility Vehicle, Two humps or one, A long distance it can travel, No license needed, only a whip & spittoon, Am I speaking herein of reality or just a cartoon…? © ed J 12/7/06

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

Nicely done, Ed. Thanks for sharing your wit and humor once again. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

Nothing like a little spit and polish for terrorists. It's a lesson in dignity gone sour.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

Great!
Love, B&R

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

Thought you might have them parking in a sink-hole or swamp. Great imagination, that CUV! :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

How to you open those jets in that enjin when blocked????

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

Now this is cute

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 8, 2006

I think you should camel jack that CUV, and bring him up to the Sanctuary, with those two flamingos. We pay CASH.

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish

Reviewed on December 7, 2006

Ha ha ha,good one Ed.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 7, 2006

well, at least its not parked in a no standing zone ...

"A CUV or Camel Utility Vehicle" ... lol

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