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Stash...
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My stash does grow, A bigger box I need so, Remember this at Christmas, Or for you life may really blow� Too much stash I have got, Paraphernalia I got a lot, Ways to clean it, so little of pot, But so much of pipes and such, Hope in my veins it does not cause a clot� � ed J 12/9/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 10, 2006

Hmmmmm I had a tree filled..but damn drillman stole it from my backyard...the prettiest plant...oops tree that i had!!

Love GreenStinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 10, 2006

I wish you would have told me sooner, Bro - I already got your Christmas present - and it's non-returnable. Sorry.

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on December 10, 2006

Heh Ed, our bodies are tougher than some Mary Poppins scientists give it credit for. Our veins, we are tiresomely told, clog up if we smoke stress, they clog up if we smoke pot or tobacco, they clog up if we eat bacon, they clog up if we have a night cap, damn, the world is clogging up with fear. Stuff it Ed, listen to your instincts and enjoy what the box has to offer - I am. Now, where'd I put the bottle?

Reviewed by Steve Joos

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

I hope it doesn't clot your veins. Interesting.

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

Interesting poem, Ed. I am eight years older than my husband, who is a 70s child. He might be able to relate ;>)

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

Hope you were good all year, Santa will check the list, twice! So for your wish to come true... :-)
(We might put a good word in for you, after all you write quiet nicely)
B&R

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

I never liked the stuff....

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

Yep...those were the days when my friends smoked but I didn't. I got high just standing there and that was enough for me...but the 70's were the best years.This kinda brought it all back.

Susan

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