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Waxing Poetic Musings...
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Thanks to J.L.Day for the inspiration...

What type of wax is herein used, If we use too much will it be abused, Will the musings just wax away, Should we wax with equal strokes, Or say the hell with it and take some tokes� Is wax from a turtle worthwhile, Does it show the waxer has style, Fortunately the poet herein finally used Dial, Perhaps for waxing the muse they have a size that is a trial� � ed J 12/27/06

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Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 28, 2006

I like the way you wax;-) Hi Ed and Rufuz, I missed you guys! Thanks for everything!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 28, 2006

Fortunately the poet herein finally used Dial,

Very glad to hear that my Care Package finally arrived!!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

At the rate my hair is leaving me, I may take up waxing...LOL

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

Thanks for the Dial, Ed, things were getting to be a bit more than smelly over there. LOL. Wax it up and buff it out...you might be amazed by the shine that comes up
Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by J.L. Day

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

YEA! I always wanted to be an inspiration to SOMEone!
Nice write, my witty friend.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

Use that wax well pal!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

Enjoyed this much...loved the last line.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on December 27, 2006

Hey, hey, hey....Ed...this is a jewel!
You surpassed yourself on this one. I'm glad you felt like
'waxing,' but...no...there is no 'trial' waxing for poets. It
is the whole shebang, or nothing.

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