In my undies he did this advice suggest,

I initially thought his suggestion was in jest,

But once I did try it I found I liked it I must confess,

A better big brother & older, one could not find,

He really is just about the total best…

One minor problem did ensue,

I sat on a metal bench, with no pants, my skin in lieu,

There I did stay, till the fire department did to me flew,

My injuries are quite extensive, my big brother I may now sue…

I don’t want his sanctuary,

For his suggestion, I am no longer hairy,

One day I may for this him hit when he is unwary,

But for now I must live with it, but in future I may just feed him,

To a flock of birds of the variety canary…J

© ed ~ 1/17/07