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No Place to Go...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Diapers all around,


Depends also quite sound,


No toilet to in poop,


No arrests in that town today,


Don’t want to end up in a toilet-less coop…


 


Coffee cups make great urinals,


Pots & buckets are wonderful but you will have to stoop,


Squatting between the squad car doors,


Running into the backroom of local stores…


 


Trees and bushes are well worth the wait,


Make sure to carry with you paper with weight,


Oh how many times I’ve done the same, herein I can relate,


Out pops what was so good on last nights dinner plate…


© ed J 4/13/07



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 Reviews of "No Place to Go..."
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
All I can say after reading this is that I'm afraid that I'm all wiped out! Glad I'm not a cop in that town.

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - oh god, I think I'm going to vomit. Good one Ed!

Light and Wisdom ....

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Have you been to South Africa???

I can visualize this picture......hahahaha!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joyce Rapier
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Visaul aids...I can see it now! Stand down wind!

Reviewed by Gloria Buono
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
This is so entertaining and fun to read; I'm sure many can relate to parts if not all of this. My best, Gloria

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Ed,
Lol Lol
Very creative, my friend.

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Oh how many times I’ve done the same, herein I can relate,
Out pops what was so good on last nights dinner plate…

And now you know why I ran away from home; you should have at least gone outside our bedroom!

PS I think that's my stolen '76 bass boat in that ad. Can you get it back for me??!! I really miss her.



Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
HA! This brings up a memory or two for a girl who likes to go hiking...and when your in the thick of it...we use leaves! LOL!
Once used a insert for my side igloos that was an optional feature in my coversion van...but when pulling it out, I noticed there was a hole in the bottom...so I took my gum out of my mouth and whala! A toidy! ROFL~~~too funny Ed!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on April 14, 2007
LOLOLOLOL

Now what you gonna do, huh?? Something to ponder when up against that situation; hope it doesn't ever happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee! LOL Very well done, Ed; your humor is too good! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
The picture is a gag!!! The poem is about sidewalk mementos left by another kind of creature, tank...kennel...if you need to go you need to go and no one can stop that train.
Smelly done.
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 13, 2007
Cute, real cute!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2007
The old toliet story?
Go like Rufuz, and go where you please
.....(o:


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