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Women Drivers...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I live alone, no woman to of me berate,


So this I can write, not making anyone close irate,


Hard to believe this is a trooper of the PA state,


Glad am I, I am not her ever loving mate…


 


Into wet cement she drove,


Better off is she to drive a stove,


Wish I were a fly on the wall of her boss,


Bet she did from then protect a local park grove…


 


Too little can be herein said,


She did I am sure and will see red,


Bet she wishes she were home in bed,


Or better yet, DeaD…


© ed J 4/15/07


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 Reviews of "Women Drivers..."
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
Hehehe, poor thing, she'll never hear the end of that one! It's one way to be remembered, after all, she's in your poetry now.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
Okay so one female made a mistake...............

LOL this is funny.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
Hey watch-it!!

Not all woman are stupid...I guess there were man right next to her tell her were to go....like my hubby that will send you up a one-way without a grin on his face!!

Love Ya Anyways!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
This is fun, but we do drive better.
I can't stop laughing at the photo

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
Uh, Oh! I heard she was just transferred to New Jersey, and works the highways and bi-ways near Landisville. Ye best drive very carefully, Bro, state trooper cars have access to the Internet, too!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
Oh come on! I didn't see a sign that said wet cement! lol!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 16, 2007
Brooms!!! Nobody has thought about it? Inexpensive, easy to replace and with four three to sit behing the driver, no pollution and great miles to no gallon at all.
This one make me laugh!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Hee, hee, I can't ride with my wife
driving, she's a nut case driver...
She cop was after a cement truck that lost
it's load.
Tell Rufuz hi.........

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Cute, you had me laughing on this one!!!!! Really enjoyed.

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
see what happens if you don't keep you eyes on the road - i wonder why her lights are flashing? she's going nowhere ... wonder what she'd say if it was you or me? ... btw, got 6 inches of rain over here ...

Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Ed,

LOL

Even troopers make mistakes. Too bad there were no signs warning of the wet cement that "men" poured LOL

Women aren't always perfect. :) Close, but not quite there. :)

(((HUGS))) and love ya anyway, Karla. :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Now this write I can relate to ....Ed
down here they drive like idiots
cell phone in one hand, hair brush on the other
looking into the rear view mirror
speeding like hell
yet they can't walk and chew gum at the same time
I feel my life down here is on the line
Some of them should be doing some time.....LOL
peace

William

Reviewed on April 15, 2007
ED -- POOR, POOR VENUSIAN!

Just saw a bumper sticker this past week: "EVE WAS FRAMED!" SURE...SURE...

TOM

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Ed, I would imagine the photo is "concrete" proof of Ms. Barney's ineptness. This of course will not appear upon her resume as her "street of dreams"

Nice write
Dan

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
I have to agree with you Ed~ Most of my near closes have been women behind the wheel of the other car!
I can't include myself though...even though I am the offspring of one of the worst! "My Mother's Driving" I wrote about it a while back! She was pretty bad...
Too funny...bet this woman felt like an idiot!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
LOL, yet over here womens insurance is cheaper because they are the better drivers, but not the best at parking... They don't have our must win, testosterone battles..


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