Do they bother you while wearing depends,

Are they all the time in your face,

If you can’t get them fixed, buy some mace…

Are your relatives a pain in the ass,

Constantly saying you have no class,

Do they come over and visit, then just pass gas,

If you can’t get them fixed, bury them under 6 foot of grass…

Bothered by any or all of the above,

Nothing therein does fit you like a glove,

Can’t of these over a cliff give them a shove,

Just neuter them all and call it an act of love…

© ed J 4/16/07