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Tweren't no problem...
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Thanks for the well wishes concerning the colonoscopy...doctor said clean as a whistle...Ed

Worse was the flush, Like a river in a rush, Fortunately flowed like mush… The tube a breeze, Taken with ease, Told I didn’t even squeeze… Don’t like the drug, (u heard me right) Put me to sleep, sure, Certainly the “sickness”, worse than the cure… © ed ~ 4/23/07

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Reviews of "Tweren't no problem..."

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on April 24, 2007

Very good.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 24, 2007

Judging by the picture, you must have flooded out the place, Bro.

WOW!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 24, 2007

Now you can claim that your ships has been torpedoed where the propeller should be.
Happy you are well, but...don't like the drug? please...land down.
Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Truly glad all is well...I mean it.

Allen

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Hooray! Thank Rufuz for looking out for you!;-) Happy for you Ed!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

So glad that all came out okay...I am glad that you got a clean bill of health...bad test, bad prep, and just a bad experience, but better to be safe than sorry!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Sharon Jordan

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

I'm glad all is well with you.

Blessings,
Sharon

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Glad all came out well for you; our prayers were answered! Good on ya, congrats, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Well when I had mine, I worried over nothing but then I had listened to a old fart that always had problems. Thank goodness though you are okay.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

There ya go. :) And you were worried for nothing. :) Glad to have sent some prayers up...and that it all came out clear. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

"All's well that 'ends' well"

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Sorry to learn that you have had to undergo invasive treatment. Hope all goes well with you. Happy mothers' day to you, hic...!

Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 23, 2007

Happy to know all is well Pal!!

Lovee Tinky

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