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They have yet to get to my pants…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Around my kitchen sink a line, Like rush hour traffic, I clean and clean, But they seem to of food find… In the bathroom they send scouts, But their mates do pout, Most flow down the drain, Drowned, you’d think they have a bigger brain… My sweets in the fridge, No food with a ridge, From the sink they build a bridge, Damned ants though have yet to find my pants… © ed J 4/25/07

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 26, 2007

Get RAID just to be on the safe side....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 26, 2007

If the ants get up your pants you will feel the Spring fires...or the likes of it. Funny for your readers, but ain't go to laugh that one.
A cracker of a poem.
Georg

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

Least you don't have fire ants, which would cook yer buns in yer pants LOL Be grateful for that! LOL Me thinks it's time to call ORKIN!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

Loved it, they do seem to be almost everywhere...even in my classroom! Enjoyed this cute write!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

Funny one Ed if they go near it maybe Rufus will squash them for you.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

thank goodnes no ants in the pants. methinks brother Ed wants you to dance a little;-)

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

ohhh those red ants that bite, or the carpenter ants that eat wood???

Either would be dangerous!! lol

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

I can picture ten thousand ants marching through your house with said pants hoisted over their little heads. The funny thing is they, like the 7 little dwarfs, would be chanting..."oh oh oh for its off to work we go..."

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 25, 2007

I would love to see a picture of you dancing with ants in your pants, Bro! Please ask Rufuz to keep the old camera ready!

PS They always, eventually, head for the pants.

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