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To My dearest Mommy for Mom's day...by Rufuz
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I got a great mommy!


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I love you more than food,


I love you when I am stewed,


I love you as an equal,


I love you in the nude…J


 


When you stroke my fur,


I am high on you, yes sir,


I know you love me more & more,


I hope from riding you never get a saddle sore…J


 


You treat me like your little monkey,


On you I am a life long junkie,


Wish you and I could together dance,


We could do the dance of the chicken funky…J


Rufuz J 5.10.2007


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 Reviews of "To My dearest Mommy for Mom's day...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 11, 2007
God Bless those who care!!

Warm Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 11, 2007
Aren't you the alter ego of Darth Vader? whatch out for Ed.
Georg

Reviewed on May 11, 2007
The day you met Rufuz, you both were destined to get hi hi hi!
Living on the east side always getting stoned!
Regards
Dai

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 11, 2007
Sounds like you have a wonderful Mom, Rufie Boy, and I'd love to see a picture of you and her doin the Chicken Funky!

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 10, 2007
Rufuz, have you gone over to the dark side?


Dan

Reviewed on May 10, 2007
Awwwwww, what mama could resist this poem, what mama could resist your adorable face (especially when you tilt your head)? Rene will love this, as do I: well done, Rufuz, good boy!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on May 10, 2007
Adorable, Rufuz; you are a lucky doggie to have such a loving mommy and daddy! Good on you; four paws up! *ARF!*

(((HUGGIES AND KISSIES))), As always, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D


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