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Tis' HOT...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not yet summer,

Already have had it,

What a bummer…

 

Ninety degrees of heat,

Walking in my bare feet,

They’ve turned into raw meat,

Better to sit in A/C on my seat…

 

When is winter coming,

Of the heat I am succumbing,

So many people in the park,

No longer can I run in the woods, stark…J

© ed J 5/26/07
 

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 11, 2008
Had a heat wave of 4 days this year too in June. 2008. Weather sure is warming up sooner. I can remember some Memorial Days being windy and too chilly for the first swims of the summer. Now when it is so hot I can go to my daughter's pool and cool off. Have not gone as of yet, but June 29 she is having an outdoor barbeque and will get a swim in.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2007
Cute writing,Hugssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 27, 2007
You can still run naked, about 2 AM, in the light of the moon - Go For It!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 27, 2007
After this poem, "hanging" in the park takes a different set of means.
Thanks a lot!!!
Go take a cold shower, they said it shrinks your "temperature".
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 26, 2007
Well, Rufuz ia always stark why not you?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 26, 2007
Go for a swim in the big blue!!

Stark......:)

Love Tinkay

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 26, 2007
Nice write...but remember; life's tough for everyone, and you could wear birkies for your feet. It's nice and cool on the Oregon coast today, so I'm not complaining.

Thanks,
Dan


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