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Conspicuously Absent…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I’m out there,


Beyond the stars,


Beyond space,


Cruisin’ . my own pace


Enjoying the race…


 


Sometimes . the bottom of the ocean,


I sail in my little yellow submarine,


No wind, nor waves, only currents making motion,


It’s become sometimes oh so routine…


 


So if Ed you don’t see,


Imagine him in the sea,


Along with me is the mutt,


He likes to bark at the fishies,


The pressure does also kill his flea’s…J


© ed J 5/29/07


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 Reviews of "Conspicuously Absent…"
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 4, 2007
Enjoyed this one much my friend, I think we all like to get away from everything occasionally! Hmm, say the pressure kills the fleas, might have to take me a trip on a sub...Boomer hates a bath, and the flea drops even more! Clever write!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Is there room for your brother and about a dozen critters? If so, swing by the northwood and pick us up. Thanks.

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
lol! loved it.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Ed, you did it!!!! go and done yourself in the Beatles Yellow Submarine more like a bong.
But, if it makes you happy....don't inhale the fleas.
Greetings to rufuz.
Georg

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
enjoyed and enjoy...

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
While killing flease watch our for me...I am down there somewhere....playing with sharky...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Flea killer!....where....where?

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Absent by conspicuously missing....
LOL Ed, fair go m8
Chezza

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Another hero swimming through the sea of monsters:looking to share his treasures with the world.Great write.

Reviewed on May 29, 2007
Ed,

I've been conspicuously absent, not by choice: our computer croaked and the local library's internet was down, thanks to a lightning strike. :) Glad you're here, me, too! Take care,

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Now I've got "Yellow Submarine" in me head: thanks. :)


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