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Rufuz Dosen't Get High...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Well trained Rufuz is...;)


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Rufuz doesn’t get high,


In my bedroom he does hide,


His daddy’s wishes he does by abide,


One of us needs to stay sober, while the other gets high…


 


You might ask me but why,


I sleep better, & it doesn’t tear my tummy like Rye,


Though I got to admit the munchies are going to my thigh,


Sometimes I guess I got to as well ask myself why…?


 


When Rufuz does see the stash box,


Fast he does run to the store for lox,


When home he gets,


He does then, to avoid the munchies, chow down on a pair of my sox…J


© ed J 5/30/07


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
I love your sense of humor, Ed. Rufuz is a great role model (LOL). Thank you, friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Good boy Rufuz!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Good on you, good on Rufuz,

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Seed4ever D.
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
I agree with Mr. Ed let RuFuzzzz Rule...........or both hit burder-king? nice Seed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Dog is Your Co-Pilot, but in your case, Bro, you may want to promote him to Pilot!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Rufuz should get a pilot's licence so he can fly high with you.
Fuuuuuuny!
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2007
Rufuz be very smart....


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