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Old Stinky...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Two days break & this came to me...not much, but better than nothing...e

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Keeps me in the pinky,


Gnaws on my left pinky,


Keeps me thinkin’ of Rene kinky,


Dirty he is, almost inky…


 


Eats his biscuits on my bed,


Wakes me up by slobbering on my head,


His fur he does all over shed,


Considered he is by some to be white and red…


 


But oh what would we do without him,


Never around him do we feel grim,


Not much is he for taking a swim,


The vet says he is no longer slim…


© ed J 7/15/07
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 Reviews of "Old Stinky..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 24, 2007
I thought I wrote a review for this one Ed.
Nothing wrong with my short term memory...dang

Walt
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 16, 2007
And here I thought it was about me!!

Love Stinky
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 16, 2007
I'd suggest putting a towel over your head to reduce the slobbers and drools.....LOL.

Dan
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Reviewed on July 16, 2007
LOL-EXercise important for all God's creatures!
:)
A wet dog, YUKkkk
Love the love you have for Rufuz!ED.
WArm hugs, WArrior Sheeeoox
STay SAFE and Happy!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
Stinky is the DOG!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
Nothing worse than the smell of a wet dawg.

Gotta love that paunchy pup.

Ron
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
There is nothing that compares to a good dogs love. AMEN and AMEN! Vintage Ed Matlack here! Rufus ... take a shower dude! (-:
Richard
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
By the title, I thought you it was a poem about my ex-wife. She gnawed on my wallet though and slobbered all over everything. I much prefer Woofie's slobbery kisses. "What would we do without him?" I would rather think about how happy we are with him!

Love and hugs and slobbery kisses,

Scott
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
'Eats his biscuits on my bed' must be kin to guye my rescue dachs

enjoyed the read
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on July 15, 2007
DOG-GONE GOOD - ARF?
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