A female racoon or a few,

She smells just a bit doggy,

I can say though to my bachelorhood adieu…J

Why is she barking like a dog,

Is she being kinky while taking my log,

I can’t see too well, everything is a fog,

Boy, she smells weird, must have rolled in a muddy bog…J

What’s this thing between her legs,

No balls, she definitely is not a male,

But still what kind of growth, it feels like a peg,

Oh well, still got me a piece that never fails,

Maybe before the kids come I should learn to read braille… J

© ed J 8/13/07