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Multiplication...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not good at division,


Lousy at addition,


At subtraction I suck,


But I sure do know how to f***…


 


Like bunnies we are,


Coming home from the bar,


Can’t wait to get out of the car,


With each other we go the distance by far…


© ed J 8/26/07
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 Reviews of "Multiplication..."
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 27, 2007
Hey Ed, I thought it was the other way arond!!! the bunny getting screwed and lay eggs all over the lawn at Easter?
Georg
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
LOL..that poor chicken
This has to be one of your greatest Ed.
Bet Rufuz is embarrassed?
Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
Ooh that's a wicked graphic:-)
Love the poem.

Aberjhani
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
OK dude ... the image cured my constipation. Hallelujah! You always cut to the chase and touch a nerve in the reader man. What a gift!
Rufus ... WOOF dude! Keep an eye on your daddy-human - he's in heat! (-:
Blessings ...
Richard
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
About par.

Ron
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
ho-oooooo-hold your breath!!

This is hilarious!!

Love Stinka
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