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ALL KILLER, NO FILLER…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The island of Ed’s does no longer exist,


Great white sharks have eaten it away,


No more island is left to fight over,


To you with this knowledge I must persist…


 


The great white shark will eat anything,


Something that may be on the wing,


Even do they eat a big ball of string,


And an island is just for them a fling…


© ed J 9/2/07


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 Reviews of "ALL KILLER, NO FILLER…"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 4, 2007
I told you there were sharks out there!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Aww, sharks have the last bite, don't they?

George

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Hi Ed, personally I won't take that from Pee Wee. lol

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Jersey Devil,

Go up on deck, open yer eyes, and look to yer right! Ed Island is still there! Have ye been smokin that voodoo weed, again??!!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Ed, I don't know what you been smoking, but the Island now is inhabited by the creatures in Pee Wee Ed's Ark, let no man spoil that Paradise again!
Ed the Elder (georg?)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
hi, Ed ... pleasure reading ...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
The island of Ed’s does no longer exist,

now that's one tall tale I must insist.
Rufuz done hid his eyes with paws
'Cause he ain't seen no mighty "Jaws"
the one ye see, the great white shark,
was looking hungrily, At pee wee noah's ark.
Arrrrrr
Sir Salt Walt

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Me thinks you got the wrong note
The sharks ate the boat
NEAR the isle
Behind the pile
of Lacy loot.

Edwina, The Eldest &
Cousin Eduardo

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Brother Ed maybe you can help me get the "real" Ed back to his senses,
So we can save our Island...I appeal to your love of the sea and pee wee Eddy, (even if you've forgotten me tiger lily)Rufuz hasn't eoof woof!

Reviewed on September 2, 2007
nice try, Pal, BUT... we all know that it is LABOR DAY WEEKEND and the traffic TO N' FRO the
ISLE is JAM-PACKED...

The last weekend spree of the family... So your news of the shark is ne'er more than a LARK!

So watch out for PEEWE ED NOAH's ARK... HARK?

WHO KNOWS? maybe a 7th ED might arrive yet, in a CANOE made of BARK! (not the RUFUS kind)... and you could be then left in the DARK... You might even need to drop yer BLLOMERS and show all your MARK!

Raving mad might be all you EDS... STARK! Mayhaps needbe sent to a LOONEY-BIN PARK!

E.D. aka L.D. aka TomKat...


Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Is this true or are you just afraid of a one-eyed wench and her pet?
Methinks I joined the fray too late but I'll find me treasure yet. ;)
Chanti

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Thats some "tall" tale, Ed. Sorry. I don't believe you. But thanks for the smiles anyway. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis


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