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High I do be...miscellaneous ramblings from me...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its Ruffies fault, he wanted a second hand high, so he twisted my paw for me to get high...(of course he didn't have to twist it far before I did succumb}


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Wish I was nearer to the sea,

Oh don’t listen to me,

Did ya ever think maybe,

That to life you may have found the key…

 

But who do you tell,

Maybe just scream it into a well,

Just before I did into it fell,

Sorry my brain is only running on two cylinders,

And to make any sense is really just hell…

 

Never pass up a toke,

Pass it here, don’t Bogart the smoke,

Tried but didn’t like some supposedly primo coke,

Gave me a headache & I did sweat till I was soaked,

Thank you for reading my miscellaneous ramblings,

From the fire inside I am unable to anything else but stoke,

Though I could I suppose have some fun and with myself stroke…J

© ed J 9/6/07
 

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 Reviews of "High I do be...miscellaneous ramblings from me..."
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 8, 2007
I gave it up years ago when I decided that having a job was more important to my survival than getting high...it is all good, if not for that, I would probably still be smokin' tokin' ramblin' and scramblin'. Entertaining as always, Ed. Thanks for the grins and the memories.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 8, 2007
Real cute and so inventive, love the picture!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Thanks for sharing...you are one crazy dude!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Though I could I suppose have some fun and with myself stroke

Now that's the Brother I know!! Cheer Up, I just ended that Ed War. Now, it's just you and me, as it's supposed to be!!

And Shame on You. I'm tellin, Ma!

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
What a guy! love Holly

Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Don't need you gettin' busted; be careful, 'k??

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

The way they're clampin' down on smokers today is why I say this; I think it's wrong; no, smoking is not good, but there's worse things. How about going after the drinkers, particularly the repeat offenders?? Those are the people the law needs to be focusing on! Just my opinion! Besides, Karla and I had an aunt who died of *LUNG CANCER*--and she was NEVER AROUND smoke; she was highly allergic to it--, and yet she STILL died! There's other things in the air causing this, NOT just cigarette smoke! (I'm not a smoker, but I live with one. It's not good for either of us, but I'm not going to deny her her rights by telling her she CAN'T smoke!)

Sorry for going on, but this is just a few of my thoughts. :(

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
LOL! The last verse is a eyebrow raiser dear Ed. Hope you having a toking. . I mean smoking good time!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Atta boy! and if you want, afterwards, you can go dance a tango with that sleek saguaro there.
Georg

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 7, 2007
Cute pen,Hugssssssss

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Rufus had the right idea - a hound after my own heart! Love that pic, too. Just a-tokin...

Ted

Reviewed on September 6, 2007
LOL Just be careful, Dude, 'k? Don't want to get caught.......

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 6, 2007
Smoke gets in my eyes. So I'm not sure if the tears are from the smoke or from laughing so hard.

Kathy


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