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While Under the Influence...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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That’s right, its me again, gettin’ a buzz,


Glad not coming in the park is the fuzz,


Am I showing my age, I am old that’s cuz,


Takin’ a hit, my new Proto pipe, yes it does…


 


Its hell to smoke and write like less than a dope,


Oh my, head rush, remember those?


Damn I feel as if I am sliding down a slope without a rope…


 


Wish it was a few hundred years back,


When I was young, washing down acid with Jack,


Wash it all down with a beer, then a hit of hash,


Set we were through the winter with all that stash…J


           *Ah, for the good ole’ days*


                  © ed J 12/1/07


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 Reviews of "While Under the Influence..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Hippy chicks in bell bottoms.......

Walt

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Ditto Eddie!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Wish it was a few hundred years back

So do I, Bro - we Eds were wild and crazy guys back then - now we're just crazy, and old!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 2, 2007
Hey lil' brother Ed, isn't the fuzz that coverin' a...sorry, I am high on Coors-boiler-makers yaaaaaaahooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
"the fuzz" aint that the stuff on a peach?

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
Wow! I recall the TV commercial that said" That's why they call it dope". There were so many variations of warnings going on then.ost have tapered off with the legislation always coming closer and closer to make pot legal. If it weren't for the lobbyist for the liquor distributors...it would've been legal a long time ago.
Love,
Susan


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