I really do hate the rain,
But must go out often to pee,
But standing still in a puddle,
Is really quite altogether a strain…
Wish I could pee like Dad,
I know it would not make him sad,
Able to stay inside during inclement weather,
He wouldn’t then have to wear his hat & coat of leather…
I too could stay dry,
To take me for regular walks, dad does really try,
But in the heavy rain makes even me ask why,
The rain does of my fur turn me into tie dye…
© Rufuz J 12.02.2007
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Than all over the place to spray.
Walt
Let your daddy train you to hold the gun......and send me a picture!!
Love sTinky
Trust me, Rufie Boy, I've seen your Dad Pee, and it ain't no Big Deal!!
*shhhhhhhhh* it's a conspiracy. How else do you think your Daddy's gonna get you to get a bath? LOL Don't worry, you'll dry...eventually...but think of the fun you'll have, rolling all over his clean carpet! hee hee Enjoyed this one.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Georg
Would think that if DADDY really loved you so much, he would have already built a covered Portico for such wet traipses! Or a Marquee even!
In their absence, he should at least BLOW DRY you! WOOF? TK