Any size, shape or gender,

Before or after I go out on a bender,

If I am ever caught my goose(?) will be cooked…

I can’t even ride in the car,

Even with dad my behavior is quite bizarre,

On a leash or off, I can’t keep my nose away too far,

There is this one special little bitch, her name is Star…

A rehab I do think I need,

From the doctors there I will have to advice heed,

As so far in my life, my crack habit I have to feed,

Oh god, I am even attracted to my mommy’s steed…J

© Rufuz J 12.03.2007