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Sitting Naked in Front of the Computer...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Be happy me you cannot see,


If you did I would have to charge a fee,


Relaxes me it most certainly does,


Tis’ as well better for my chi…


 


Right now my eyes I cannot keep open,


Sometimes I do find it difficult to keep copin’,


But being naked in front of my computer,


Does put me in a position of feeling much cuter…


 


No camera here do I own,


I hear you let out that groan,


Luckily I sit here, except for Rufuz, all alone,


The only thing I’m wearin’ is a splash of cologne…


© ed J 12/4/07


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 Reviews of "Sitting Naked in Front of the Computer..."
Reviewed on December 8, 2007
I've heard of this ED, and Ppl do! I just won't believe till I see it~! Smiling...
Hope you have no unexpected visitors or have your robe nearby!Or just don't answer the door lol
Atleast you have the cologne scent wafting through the air lines! YOu funny guy!
I wanted to ask, How's it hangin' but... Poor Rufuz - hope he never mistakens it for a meaty bone. Ooops sorry, it isn't cummin' out iright.lol
Warm hugs and Warmer Blessings, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheooxoo

HAPPY! Holidays Ed and Rufuz and your Clan!
BE SAFE!
BE Happy!
BE Positive!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 6, 2007
Hey man! Don't you know it's winter up there and you'll catch your death ...

Ron

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
Oh my! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):) LOL!!!! Ed this is so funny!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
A very impressive poem, Ed. Especially if you didn't type with your hands! ;+p

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
lol....at least you don't stink huh.........wearin’ is a splash of cologne….....lol!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
Be happy me you cannot see,



I AM VERY HAPPY, BRO!! But poor, poor, dear old Rufuz - I think I'll get him a blind fold for Christmas.

And is your cologne still Eau De Armpit? Just checking, for my Christmas Gift List.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
...and an extra finger to write with?
Georg

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
Not really something I want to picture...but it brought a laugh by just reading the title.

Walt

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 5, 2007
chuckle

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
i hope Rufuz has blinders on ... poor soul ...

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
now that is funny, I don't care what you say!

Larry (not the cable guy)

Reviewed by R Beeman
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
like a true poet. naked and revealing.

randy

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
You sure bring a smile to every face who reads this one Ed.

KEWT as you and buffed up Rufuz always are!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
lol,,,just thought I would take a quick peek,,,

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Ha! Very Humurous

Reviewed on December 4, 2007
NO way would I do that, Ed!! I guess I will stick to keepin' me cloth4es on; better that way. *Grins*

Different strokes for different folks, as they say! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Ain't that cute. :) Naked in front of the 'puter...not me, no way, uh UH. LOL Different strokes for different folks...LM(c)AO (Laughing my (covered) ass off. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Make sure Rufuz doesn't goose you with that cold, wet nose WHOO-WOOOOOOOOO!


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