Somebody in the NJ Pinelands is hanging Christmas ornaments along main roads...

Yes, Christmas does to us all approach,

And in NJ no different than the rest,

The world is donning its trees with lights,

In some households over presents there are fights…

 

In southern NJ we rarely get snow,

But when we do it’s a damn big show,

This year so far we had but one big blow,

Now its just as cold as a witches, well you know…

 

Though predicted for tomorrow, no snow,

As usual its going to be rain,

So much so we won’t be able to it drain,

Anybody with an intellectual brain,

Would move right the hell out of NJ,

Giving it right back to the Indians,

Think they’d take it back for a handful of grain…?

© ed J 12/15/07