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RIPPED...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Never do I drive in this condition,
Hell, I can't even walk...

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Can’t drive (thankfully)


Hell, I can’t even walk,


Looks like bed time will be late tonight,


Its only but a few feet, but will have to crawl back out of sight…


 


My eyes shut to a slit,


Too bloodshot I admit,


You can well imagine,


They didn’t get this way legit…


 


Another deep hit taken,


Good munchies is Canadian bacon,


When if at all will I from this buzz awaken,


Oh yes, you know who I be, you are not at all mistaken…


© ed J 1/17/08
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 Reviews of "RIPPED..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
interesting, i like this
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 19, 2008
Thank you for paying tribute to one of our famous culinary delights (Canadian bacon), Ed. Personally, I very seldom partake of it but I hope you enjoyed it. May you find words through the haze my friend. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Tony Jenkins
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
Legit. Says who? Its a good time to writing. I loved it.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
The dumbest thing I ever said was, "I've got to drive. I'm too buzzed to walk." Thanks for the memories.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
Don't hear no buzz from the buzzards, get a good proviant of Coors and drown the hell of that one and float away on a bliss....
But open the door so R can go and take a leak!!!
Georg
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Ripped is right!!

You worry me matey, think Walts gatorade might be a good notion.

Hugszzz
Ch'erie
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
From what I understand that kind of buzz is good, but ripped - not so good. Maybe we sould call you Rip van Winkle - wake up sleepy head. lol

God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
What can one say to this,how about...buzz off;-;)...et
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Well one thing for sure
I know its not Rufuz.
peace Brother

William
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
At least you smoke responsibly. :) Just be careful, 'k? Don't trip over Rufuz. :) You -- and he -- might not like that.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I prefer Gatoraide in the mornings. Slug down a quart then do the coffee thing. Works wonders for the regularity all we old people seek.

Walt
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
I'm glad you don't drive buzzed. I'd like you to stick around this old planet with me. Good friends like you are rare.

Give Woofie a big hug for me, buddy.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Keep it up and Rufuz is going to
start calling you Buzz......
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