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Rufuz for President...2
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A better choice is Rufuz,
Than anyone running this year,
With him you can have no fear,
As the government will supply the free beer...


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RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT…2


 


Daddy says I am the best,


Sometimes what he says is not in jest,


He says also I am the dogs bark when I dress,


So why the heck should you not vote for me,


Trust in me, you will be totally impressed…


 


A dog bone in every bowl,


Money to the humans I will out dole,


No more war, no more prejudice,


No complaints when us dogs dig a hole…


 


I promise to do anything you want,


Just fun and games & lots of playing,


Chasing the ball on the beach I am saying,


No Hillary or Obama, you should all be for me praying…J


© Rufuz J 2.14.2008


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 Reviews of "Rufuz for President...2"
Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
I raise a leg to Pee Wee's sentiments. Good night, did I say that, Rufuz? Must have remembered wetting on a Bush. Obamaing on Joisey ain't my style....Jerry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
Pee Wee Ed Says: You've got my vote, Rufuz - on one condition. You cannot make your Dad 'First Lady.' The nation is truly not ready for that!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
I don't know what PeeWee Ed is gonna say, but we are back you all the way (Rufuz, you know where all those bones are buried, don't you?)
RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll the waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
You have my vote. I think you're top drawer my friend!

Love and blessings,
Susan

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Yay for Rufuz!

Gina

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Ya got my vote Rufuz.very cute indeed...Hugsss

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
No Bones about it, Rufuz is our man,,,well dog,, but a manly dog!!!
:)Christine (Angel and Callie)you got their vote with that daily dog bone

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Question: Rufuz I understand you've been 'boning' up for this job for some timee, is that true.

Answer: Ruuf

Question: Your opponent says you're barking up the wrong tree when it comes to tax credits for pet owners, your response?

Answer; Ruuf, ruuf

Question: Have you picked a running mate, other than Matlack?

Answer: Ruuf, ruuf, ruuf

Question: Can you name a few of your "Super-Delegates" that will be at your Doggone Cconvention?

Answer: Ruuf, ruuf,, ruuf, ruuf.

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Doggone, now that's a thought!
Smiles,
Becca~

Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Rufuz, you handsome fellow, you! The only reason I wouldn't vote for you is I don't wish for you the heartache, problems to solve in too many aspects to list.

BUT...you would should bring back respect and dignity to the Office, dear fella...

Micke

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Bad dog, Rufuz - Now down, down!
Louisa :-)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
In a 'dog eat dog world' - Rufuz will indeed get my vote. He's the perfect man [I mean dog] for the job. And his kisses are the best. lol

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Look at the loyalty in those eyes, not one bit of shiftyness to be seen. He definately would get the Poodle vote.

Walt

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
You go Rufuz!!! Love the honest eyes in the picture...seems he is more trusting and dependable than many of those who are running! Got my vote and Boomer's vote!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
RUFUZ YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!
With that picture, you can't lose;-)

luv ya!
ET

Reviewed on February 17, 2008
As long as you help the dogs (or people) HERE, I'll be happy! What will you do for veterans, the poor, the elderly, the disabled?? If you make them top priority, I'll vote for you!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Since you will be Royalty now Rufuz, where will you poop?
I bet they have a solid gold doggie comode?
You have my vote anyhow.
Ron

Reviewed on February 17, 2008
Rufuz,

You got my vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on February 17, 2008
You've got my vote, Woofie! Loved your poem!


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