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So many dogs, so little time…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes I still have Rufuz But still I want more, Maybe as many as four, So many dogs around, you must know the buzz… A Malamute maybe, A Shepard surely, A husky great to have, A collie to with cuddle… So many are about, Need em’ big & stout, Rufuz is still a virgin, A female would be great, For him to with, be mergin’…J © ed J 4/0/08

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Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on April 5, 2008

RUFUZ STILL A VIRGIN?
NOW THAT IS INHUMANE!

LET HIM SOW SOME OATS -
AFORE HE GOES INSANE!

TAKE HIM TO THE POUND -
LET HIM SNIFF AROUND!

WHEN HE PICKS HER OUT -
THERE WILL BE NO DOUBT!

LET RUFIE PLANT HIS LOG!
SIT, ED - SIT! GOOD DOG!

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on April 3, 2008

You take care of the doggies, I'm taking care of the kitties. But I have all my 7 indoor cats neutered and/or spayed, and have done the catch/fix/release on some outdoor, semi-feral cats. (Hint...Hint) I'd bet Ruf would enjoy a li'l pal around, if you talk to him; what fun they would have at the beach!
Let us know what you name her/him :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on April 3, 2008

Aw heck, get Rufuz drunk and take him downtown for a night of debauchery. We all need a good debauching now and then.

walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 3, 2008

Hear Hear! ! ! all the time is you you you, now is time to let Rufuz to have a go if your derrick can't get up anymore, but for all means, why don't let Ruffie decide which one?

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 3, 2008

I already have four; and I still want more!

Read my posted article about foreclosed pets, and get down to the shelter, and find Rufie Boy that girlfriend!

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on April 2, 2008

I love dogs. My wife is not very fond of one of ours now that she tripped over his and broke her foot. Dogs are so interesting to watch.

Larry

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 2, 2008

Cute graphic - and adorable write - your compassion shines in this. Playmates for Rufuz? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

As for the chicken feed spiced with Valium: YES!!!!!!!! LOL

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

Reviewed on April 2, 2008

I told my husband when we retire we have to have more dogs. He said ok, but no more than 10! ha! Funny and sweet, Ed. Eileen

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on April 2, 2008

Your heart is sure in the right place Jersey, but have you consulted with Rufuz on this? Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 2, 2008

I'd love a Pomeranian--that is, if we could have dogs, which we can't! Darn! Excellent write, Ed; enjoyed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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