He thinks himself a lil’ big man,
While his wife is mean & tall,
She wears the loin cloth in the family,
She carries the big stick, him being so small…J
A wimp will do as a wimp will be,
Nothing much of him will you see,
He hangs with his dogs, picking up fleas,
No wonder he sleeps in his outhouse,
And at other times she runs him up trees…J
His writing prowess though is well known,
But since he was a kid he has never grown,
Mom pampers him with the adult brand,
Most think he is quite cool,
But they are the ones that can only see a distance short…J
© ed J 4/3/08
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Ron
Love tinky
"Lizzie Borden took an Ax,
Gave her Mother Forty Whacks.
When she saw what she had Done -
Gave her Father Forty-One!
Now, isn't that just ... PEACHY?
:) :) :) TK.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *hee hee*
Hee, hee.
Micke
Funny as ever, but I guess it really
"Depends" on your perspective....LOL
Walt
Ed the Elder
Bein only 3 Foot, Seven Inches Tall has lots and lots of benefits, you know. Make it much easier to spot them fleas, and climb them trees. (My arms are very long.)
And what the hell's wrong with sleepin in a very nice outhouse once in awhile??? Or wearin very cool Pampers with a very cool Scooby Doo Logo, and nothin else!
You definitely need to get out more, Bro.