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Rufuz is extremely smart, BUT…
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If only he could learn to clean up his mess,

To pick it up or show me where it is, at my behest,

He can already walk himself, therein he is the best,

He was not always this way though I must confess…J

 

He came to us a bit rough round the edges,

Least ways he does listen to me before jumping any ledges,

He chases and plays with his dad,

And helps in a big way to keep me from being sad…J

 

So I guess I cannot expect him to do it all,

And sometimes as smart as he is he still does fall,

But we all make mistakes, we are all human,

Sometimes I just have to laugh at him till I ball…J

© ed J 4/5/08


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 Reviews of "Rufuz is extremely smart, BUT…"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 9, 2008
Woof, woof!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 6, 2008
This tear jerker made me bawl. Serially, you get the love you give. The rest is just tricks. Never had to pick up Jazz's dried-up little droppings. Good geriatric food with a lot of fiber. Just mowed them into fertilizer. No shit, his shit did not stink or get on my shoes--ever!

Ron

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Three cheers for Rufuz--he's one dog who knows how to keep his happy home! I wonder where he's going to put it now. (not in MY backyard)

Connie

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
"To pick it up or show me where it is, at my behest,"

This would be my only request...LOL well done sir

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Stinky thoughts wel handled.....it did not turn green this time!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Rufuz IS really smart! He let his Dad find him, didn't he? Now...who is the smartest, and who best takes care of the other, is still up in the air...a tossup, methinks :o
Good weekend to ye both!

Micke

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Rufuz what a dad you have, always looking for the easy way out. If he had his way you'd be waiting on him while he lies on the sofa in a drugged stupor,watching tv and dreaming up poems;-)Don't do it Rufuz!...ET

Reviewed on April 5, 2008
*Laffin' too hard to review!* LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
If only he could learn to clean up his mess,
To pick it up or show me where it is, at my behest

Now this is truly amazing! Rufuz sent my dogs an e-mail recently, and he used the very same words - we all guessed he was talking about his Dad!

Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Laughing too hard to review -

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Jersey my lill'brother, mother says that you, alongside Rufus ain't hard to figure who's smarter, he don't clean, did he? you do, so, here we have...and, he getting laid yet? the derrick got oiled? because it make funny sounds when you walk.

Georg

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Awwwwwww,but he so cute..just like you..have a wonderful day sweetie...Hugssssssss


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