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Hey, quit following me…
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Hey you stupid bird, Get away from me, Quit following me, I don’t need a shadow, Dogs & birds don’t get along, Ain’t you of this heard… I will just of you ignore, I am going to tell my mom, She will fix your little wagon, This following me could mean war… All my friends will laugh, Unless of course if maybe, You were a giraffe, Not a silly old bird, That must have fallen, Out of his tree, And landed on his head, Oh what a nerd…J © ed J 4/6/08

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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on April 13, 2008

AURGH...poor Puppy has no idea
lol
Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on April 8, 2008

The 'flip' side, not every dog has a bird for a bodyguard. lol Keeps other dogs away from the food bowl.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on April 8, 2008

ED - looks like you need some WEED-BE-GONE - up there in Lake WOE-BE-GONE!

:) :) :) TK

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

LOL!!! Mebbe time to slow down on the happy weed?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

I see that the burmese "tea" I send arrived good and well lill'brother, you coming a poet yet. (watch for PeeWee)

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Katie Gabrielle

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

this is so cute!! love the poem and the last two lines...remind me of any little brother or sister that follows their siblings and get ignored..."oh what a nerd..."

cute...:)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

OH BOY!!

looks like me running away there....hair5 and all!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

Funny write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

thanks for the smiles; enjoyed~

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

Man, you is one scary MF -- thought you was talking bout me.

;-) Ron

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