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Rufuz and the Toking Koala...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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THIS IS NOT A STORY FOR CHILDREN & SHOULD BE TREATED THAT WAY...

WHAT HUMOR...?


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Found in the woods,

This koala from down under,

Puffing on a joint,

Make no blunder…

 

He came here to meet Rufuz,

And to get with his dad a buzz,

He said some folks from the under land,

Did send him to make friends with US,

Offering for peace & friendship, his hand…

 

Hard it was to get him out of his tree,

Fell out was more like it or just barely,

He said he never saw so much rain,

And on his weak old joints it created pain…

 

So without his doctors prescribed pills,

In deference he smoked the herb,

Found he liked it the most,

Better than the stuff he got from homes hills,

You should not allow any of the above to of you disturb…

© ed & Rufuz 4/07/08


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 Reviews of "Rufuz and the Toking Koala..."
Reviewed on April 13, 2008
Hello Ed,
My Friend Loves Her Smokey Treats
Were there shot guns involved?
Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
Oh Sha-up Ed....my tummy is aching!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 8, 2008
ED ---

YEP - THIS CONFIRMS IT - WEED-BE-GONE ... THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED!

NEXT, IT WILL BE PINK ELEPHANTS FROM PAKISTAN OR INDIA!

ANIMAL CRACKERS? YEP! U IS A CRACKER, ALL RIGHT! :) :) :) TK

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are a one of a kind dude Ed, and your wit is always a hoot. Nothing commonplace about you either. I'm really glad that Rufus found you.
Peace spiced with spliff ...
(-:

Reviewed on April 7, 2008
Just WHAT was Dad DOING this weekend, Ruf?? Could it be you've inhaled the second-hand-smoke? Koala bears visiting in Jersey?? Uhmmmm... :o)

Micke

Reviewed on April 7, 2008
Tsk, tsk, tsk!!

Laffin' too hard to review; you're a riot, Ed!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed on April 7, 2008
*rolling eyes* You're a mess, Ed. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 7, 2008
Oh my,very cute indeed...Hugssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 7, 2008
THIS IS NOT A STORY FOR CHILDREN

Definitely Not! And I thought you promised Dear old Mom that you would never mention it again.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 7, 2008
Lill'brother that's not a koala, Mom said it is you around two years old climbing that tree on the backyard.
Mom said you were cute, PeeWee said you ugly-thing, me? I don't want no trouble, but for all means pass that joint around! ! !

Ed the Elder


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