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Still Bored After All These Years...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Got me some money,

Also a great little honey,

But bored I still am,

Wish I could go out on the lam…

 

Three books in as many days,

Learning am I others writing ways,

Dreaming up future writing displays,

Seems to the self I am more than laz(y)…

 

The beach I can to go,

To watch the ebb & flow,

But even that does bore me so,

Back to work I must eventually with the wind, blow…

 

But what work shall I attempt,

My back and legs a mess, unkempt,

I’ve not much of a choice too soon,

Better than sitting here all day smoking hemp…J

© ed J 4/25/08


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 Reviews of "Still Bored After All These Years..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
You can take a cruise to Africa on canoo-noo-two-seater...just for you and rufuz....by the time you get here and back I am sure you will have something to do!!

Loveeee sTinky

Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Gotta get your mind out of that haze[y], laze[y] mood, Ed...go bury that "rope" in the wet sand dunes...then get up-'n-at-'em! Ya gotta earn enough to start building your condo!
(Woof! Woof!)...see there, RUF agrees!
~~ Micke

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
We all have our ups and down times. Sorry you are in a downward time, but things will get better. Hang in there. Nice but, hope it is not true of you though.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Got me some money

All Right! Can you pay me what you owe me now, Brother?? And don't forget, Christmas is only months away. Shopping for my present should relieve your boredom quite nicely.

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Too much time on your hands, huh? Hmmm...

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Get youself into a load of debt Ed. Then you'll never be bored. Just worried.

Gerry

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
You ain't bored, yo missin' yore Ed brothers...

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Your bored because you have too much time on your hands. find another hobby along with your writing;-)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Yam, at least you do have the beach and Rufuz?

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Let's go to the beach! I'm all for that and I don't care where that beach is located. C'mon! get the Rufuz dude and let's have fun in the sun at the beach! All stress disappears then.
Blessings and love,
Susan

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
The beach sounds nice...I usually take a walk in the mountains, or sit by the creek and listen to the water rushing over the stones...a humorous write my friend! Well done!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed on April 25, 2008
At least you have the beach to go to. I don't have that option. When I'm bored, I write. Or read. Good write, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Lol, you got me with that last line....

Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Ed,

Hmmmmmmm. Don't know how to relieve your boredom - maybe take Rufuz for a walk???? Hate it when that happens - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Where in the America do you find hemp? :>)


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