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Traitor...by Rufuz
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Consorting with the enemy

Needs to be punished with an enema

So what if it doesn’t rhyme

This is Rufuz, a dog, I can’t do it all the time…J

 

Any dog that hangs with cats

Should better socialize with rats

Cats are too insincere and sly

Better to them a dog should say good-bye…J

 

Gonna take my show out on the road

To preach to those dogs in the know

Because even daddy has a soft spot for kittens

Unfortunately though I would miss dad & our abode

Personally I think all cats should be made into mittens…J

© Rufuz 05.01.2008


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 Reviews of "Traitor...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
you are so sweet Rufuz, even when you act mean it's adorable,methinks you really like kittens;-)...

ET

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
lol too cute!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Very cute indeed..take care...HUgs

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Rufuz, you shoulda knowed
my kitty.
So smart was kitty
and also pritty and witty.
Oh what a pity,
you never knowed kitty.
Why, Rufuz, to outwit my kitty
would take of dogs a committee.

Reviewed on May 1, 2008
No! NO! RUF...you'd love a kitten, and he/she would love you too! Can you imagine a playmate while Daddy is still sleeping? Fun...Fun! I had a doggoe - Muffin - who adored my kitties from the day they were born! Go ahead, tell Daddy you want a kitten :o)
Luv ya, Ruf! ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Cute.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
This is so cute and funny, Rufuz did a great job. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Laughing too hard to review - Uh, meow? LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
You naughty doggie,, you shall have no PIE ! (lol)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
You gonna be on the wrong side of brother PeeWee and he ain't no fun when on the war path...run Riffie...run! ! !

Ed the Elder

Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Poor pitties! LOL Adorable write, Rufuz; four paws up! WAY up! *ARF*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Rufuz strikes again! Umm ... kitten mittens ... whole idea makes me purrr! Too cute, Ed!!!

Ted

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
What in the world are you doing up at this ungodly hour, Rufuz? Your Dad won't crawl out of bed until Noon today. And between you and me, he is a kitten!!!! So, you must have a soft spot for them, too. But if you make him into mittens, send me one!


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