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Who did steal Yoda's stash...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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As can you see

Angry am me

Being mad leads

To the dark side

Rolled all into doobies

Stealing I cannot abide…

 

Return it you will

Only lose a finger still

Smoked not even yet my fill

Better yet your butt I will grill…

 

My light saber is for good

Apologize you should

May a break give you

Too steal from Yoda

Find you will, is taboo…

© ed J 7/19/08


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 Reviews of "Who did steal Yoda's stash...?"
Reviewed on July 23, 2008
Yoda I love, I do...
From you... I would never
Find your stash I do hope...
WRITE ON!
Warmest Blessing and Inner Peace, Warrior Lady Sheeoxxooo

STay Positive!


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 21, 2008
Me?? Never!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on July 20, 2008
Ed, I guess that's something else you have to be concerned about
if you live in Jersey. -gene.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 20, 2008
Another reason to smile today Ed. Thank you for sharing and NO I never stole Yoda's stash either.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 20, 2008
Green in the Gills it is that you are, Jersey Yoda Devil. And for shame. Good old Rufuz didn't steal your stash, he buried it under your motor home for a rainy day.

PS I have a childhood picture of you that matches this one - I think that time someone took your penny candy!

Reviewed on July 20, 2008
I didn't steal your saber, Yoda-Ed; but this is a cute write! LOL Thanks! LOVE it!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D (still praying for you!)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 20, 2008
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! so you at last came to your senses and will enter my Dark Force's domains to recover your stash, come, come to me little one...

Lovingly
Darth Vader

Reviewed on July 19, 2008
Steal I did not, Yoda Ed - but good poetry it makes for. :) Done well, Jedi Knight.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on July 19, 2008
My how you've changed, sad what withdrawel symptons produce in such short time, I hope you get your stash back soon, and tell Rufuz to take care of it, make him a pouch like that the St. Bernards carry around, you know what I mean, anyway you have a great weakend, and try to get some sun tan will ya, Blessings! Jasmin Horst


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