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I Rescued my Human...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Though he is still in a bad way

He’s better off with me, I’d say

His beard is a bit more gray

But altogether I like him that way…J

 

They say that the human does rescue the canine

But let me for you this statement redefine

As a dog from God I am most assuredly divine

And I am trying for dad to of him refine…J

 

Yes, it is a hard job

When we met he was such a slob

Initially he even of my food did rob

I just can’t understand how

He likes that stuff corn on the cob…J

 

So he is coming along quite well

He just needs a job to of his depression quell

He still has yet to see his money from the state

Glad I am a dog and don’t have a humans fate…J

© Rufuz J 07.31.2008


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 Reviews of "I Rescued my Human...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on August 3, 2008
Meows! seven-fold to you RUF! You're doing a great job for Dad Ed. You know how worthy he is for you to keep working on him :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed on August 1, 2008
Hard job but thank God for our devoted companions that care! Well done, Rufuz.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. =]

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
As a dog from God I am most assuredly divine

As you canines well know, Dog spelled backwards is God.

And thank God you rescued my devilish brother, Rufuz; I doubt anyone else could have!

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
I wish my dog, Casey could write like that!!! (smile)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
Love it and Rufuz sure is a damn fine poet of the canine kind.
fee

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2008
Oh my ,as always wonderful writing Rufuz does a great job looking after you (Giggles)..be safe and well...Hugsssssss

Reviewed on August 1, 2008
I hope things will work out for your Human; I'm really praying hard for him! Please take care of him, and take care of YOURSELF. I loves you guys!

(((HUG))) and MUCH love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :) *prayers*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 31, 2008
Tell the one at the end of the leash to start walking that 35 miles, they will not wait for his lazy ass until the Artic melts.

Georg

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 31, 2008
Oh so cute, Rufuz, you are really very concerned that your Dad get a job soon. He will, just give him time, there is one out there for him, a special one that he will love. The money should get there from the state soon, they take their good old time, believe me I know. It seems a long time when you are anxiously awaiting something. You are such a nice doggie, I do love you so Rufuz. Love to see your photos, such a beautiful boy you are. Wish I could pet you and sooth your fears away, I really do mean that. Hang in there and tell your Dad to hang in there to. Say Woof Woof Woof to him.

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on July 31, 2008
Thank you, Rufuz, for sharing this and keep working on Ed...you're already doing a great job and he needs your strength. Glad to know he's coming along quite well.
Thank you, Ed.
John

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 31, 2008
Think possitive Ed, it will all come your way, I just wish it would speed up for you dear. Take care.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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